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Too Tired to Function Shirt

$34.99

Some people wake up ready to conquer the world.

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πŸ’– TOO TIRED TO FUNCTION πŸ’–

ZERO ENERGY. MAXIMUM ATTITUDE.

Some people wake up ready to conquer the world.

Others wake up, grab their coffee, put on their fluffiest slippers, and immediately start questioning why being an adult requires so much effort.

Meet the queen of doing absolutely nothing... in spectacular style.

She's got the sunglasses, the outrageous pink outfit, the attitude, and approximately 2% battery left.

And honestly? She's all of us.

πŸ’₯ WHY YOU'LL LOVE THIS TEE

βœ“ Bold, outrageously funny character design

βœ“ Surreal fashion-inspired artwork with streetwear attitude

βœ“ Eye-catching graffiti typography and vibrant colors

βœ“ The ultimate statement for anyone who's officially out of energy

βœ“ Original artwork from WEIRDISTRY's Human Glitch Collection

🎁 PERFECT FOR

  • Friends who are always exhausted
  • Professional overthinkers and chronic homebodies
  • Sarcastic moms, grandmas, and besties
  • People who love unusual graphic tees
  • Anyone whose social battery is permanently running on empty
  • Birthday gifts, casual weekends, and wonderfully lazy days

😎 THE MOOD

Too tired to go out. Too fabulous to care. Too weird to blend in.

Wear it with jeans, sneakers, oversized jackets, or your favorite lazy-day outfit.

This is not just a funny graphic tee. It's a whole mood.

πŸŒ€ HUMAN GLITCH COLLECTION

At WEIRDISTRY, ordinary is overrated.

We create unusual fictional personalities, absurd humor, and bold artwork for people who don't take life too seriously.

WEIRDISTRY

WEAR YOUR WEIRD.

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πŸ“¦ PRODUCT INFORMATION

  • Printed to order
  • Check the selected garment's fabric and fit information
  • Refer to the size chart before purchasing
  • Available colors and sizes depend on the chosen variant
  • Printed colors may vary slightly from your screen
  • Follow the garment's care instructions

⚑ WARNING: Wearing this shirt may result in canceled plans, extended couch sessions, and a sudden urge to ignore your phone.

You have been warned.

Original WEIRDISTRY artwork. Colors may vary slightly between screens and print.

Behind the design

Dolly Slippers

Zero energy. Maximum attitude.

Dolly Slippers woke up, found her coffee and immediately began questioning why being an adult takes so much effort. The fluffy slippers stay on all day, the plans stay off, and the mug is refilled before she has finished the last sip. She has never been late to a nap.

Role
Professional at being tired
Fuel
Coffee and fluffy slippers
Weakness
Alarm clocks
Superpower
Doing the minimum with maximum attitude
β€œI am functioning. Just not today.”

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