Santa Runs on Coffee and Chaos Shirt

SANTA RUNS ON COFFEE AND CHAOS.

The North Pole has a staffing problem. Its boss is running on caffeine, questionable decisions, and the last remaining scrap of holiday patience.

Meet the Santa who swapped the wholesome postcard smile for cherry-red shades, a ridiculous rockstar pose, a beard with a mind of its own, and enough swagger to get himself kicked out of the nice list. The phrase says exactly what his face is thinking: SANTA RUNS ON COFFEE AND CHAOS.

This isn't your standard festive sweater moment. It's a loud, sarcastic graphic tee for the friend who survives December on coffee, the coworker who carries the holiday workload, or anyone who believes Christmas deserves a little more attitude. Wrap it up as a funny Christmas gift, wear it to a casual holiday party, or keep it in your streetwear rotation long after the decorations come down.

WEIRDISTRY — WEAR YOUR WEIRD.

PRODUCT FEATURES | BELLA+CANVAS 3010

• Unisex oversized boxy tee with dropped shoulders and a relaxed silhouette.
• Solid colors: 100% cotton. Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Fiber content varies by color.
• Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Medium-weight fabric: 6.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²).
• Double-needle stitching at sleeves, neck, and bottom hem. Tear-away label.

SIZING & FIT

This is an intentionally relaxed, oversized boxy cut. Please check the size chart in the listing before ordering; compare measurements with a tee you already love.

CARE

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), preferably inside out. Non-chlorine bleach only as needed. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat; never iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.

Original WEIRDISTRY artwork. Colors may vary slightly between screens and print.