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I'm Just Here for the Candy Halloween Shirt

$34.99

A skeleton, an armchair and a stolen stash of candy: this oversized Halloween graphic tee is for people who are only here for the snacks.

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A skeleton, an armchair and a stolen stash of candy: this oversized Halloween graphic tee is for people who are only here for the snacks.

Meet Skelly Sweettooth. He has been dead for years and still made time for the candy. He traded the graveyard for a comfy chair and the scares for snacks, because for Skelly Halloween is not a holiday. It is a job, and he loves it.

The front print shows Skelly in bold Halloween colors, looking far too relaxed for a skeleton with his responsibilities. Wear it when the candy bowl is nearly empty, or any day you would rather snack than scare.

I came. I saw. I stole the candy.

Original WEIRDISTRY artwork. Colors may vary slightly between screens and print.

Behind the design

Skelly Sweettooth

I came. I saw. I stole the candy.

Skelly Sweettooth has been dead for years and still made time for the candy. The graveyard was traded for an armchair, the scares for snacks. Halloween is not a holiday. It is a job, and Skelly loves it.

Role
Deceased snack enthusiast
Fuel
Candy corn
Weakness
Dentists
Superpower
Raiding the candy bowl in total silence
“Trick or treat? Both. Obviously.”

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